By CL Bledsoe
- Now that I have a little time, I’m still shitty at all these things I want to do.
- Homemade bread can be used as a bludgeon in emergencies.
- If you scrub hard enough, things really do come clean.
- After enough nights without sleeping, you’ll either adapt or go crazy.
- Allergies have been waiting this whole time to get revenge.
- Shhhhh! Do you hear that?!
- They’re all after my toilet paper.
- My microwave told me it heard them scheming.
- Netflix is trying to kill me. YES I’M STILL WATCHING!!!
10. WHY DID I ONLY BUY SNACKS AND NOT RICE AND POTATOES?!