10 Things I’ve Learned During Quarantine

By CL Bledsoe

  1. Now that I have a little time, I’m still shitty at all these things I want to do.
  2. Homemade bread can be used as a bludgeon in emergencies.
  3. If you scrub hard enough, things really do come clean.
  4. After enough nights without sleeping, you’ll either adapt or go crazy.
  5. Allergies have been waiting this whole time to get revenge.
  6. Shhhhh! Do you hear that?!
  7. They’re all after my toilet paper.
  8. My microwave told me it heard them scheming.
  9. Netflix is trying to kill me. YES I’M STILL WATCHING!!!

10. WHY DID I ONLY BUY SNACKS AND NOT RICE AND POTATOES?!

Stuff My Stupid Heart Likes by CL Bledsoe (co-author of https://medium.com/@howtoeven and The Wild Word: https://medium.com/search?q=not%20another%20tv%20dad)

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