By CL Bledsoe

I’ve seen the greatest minds of my generation destroyed by Newman-O’s, Dr. Browns Black Cherry soda, Morningstar meatless hotdogs on gluten free buns. Java-logs keep the townhouse warm through the slight coolness of winter. We keep the windows open for ventilation. Our TVs are large and flat, perfect for playing video games and streaming cancelled TV shows. We are fat, flaccid, bored, until the pills kick in. Worth is demonstrated through the accumulation of opinions. Right now: I’m updating my Instagram. Right now: I’m sexting my bae. Right now: I’m doing nothing.

Stuff My Stupid Heart Likes by CL Bledsoe (co-author of https://medium.com/@howtoeven and The Wild Word: https://medium.com/search?q=not%20another%20tv%20dad)

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